Prairie Dog season has Arrived

March Madness has sunken into March Sadness - 3 cartridges, 2 less prairie dogs

by reporter Kanwe Talk

South of Florissant, Colorado. An apparent skirmish has been fought in what is likely the opening saga of this year’s prairie dog tragedy. A patrol from the Organization for the Protection of Galloping Horse Appendages (OPOGHA) was scouting the terrain claimed by the Prairie Dog Homeland Front(PGHF) when they were surprised by an uprising of two early season prairie dogs.